Gurmukh and Bush !!!

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next
when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from
Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that
we are ophicially declaring the war on you!"

"Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big
is your army"

"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is
myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Harjit, and the whole
kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight of us"

Bush paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in
my army waiting to move on my command."

"Arrey O, main kya.. ," said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

"Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is
still on! We have managed to get some more inphantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh," Bush asked.

"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Harjit's tractor."

Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and
14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2
million since we last spoke."

"Oh teri ...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

"Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
airborne...... We've modified Harjit's tractor by adding a couple of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass
boys from Malpur have also joined us as."

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell
you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My
military complex is surrounded by laser-equiped, surface-to-air missile
sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.

"Kiddan, Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off
the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart,"
may I ask?

"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of
lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of
war!

21 Things Common to all Indian Engg.. College

1) The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.

2)The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the 'dhaba' next to the college.

3)Rules are made to be broken.

4)Promises are made to be broken.

5)Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

6)Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.

7)The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.

8)The lab assistants are the most respected people(during the lab exams i.e)

9)The watchmen are the people most bribed.

10)The HOD is the person most respected(heights of sycophancy here).

11)The principal is the person most abused and insulted(behind the back i.e)

12)Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the idea of dropping subjects plzz).

13)There is always a lecturer in the college who cant speak proper 'english'.

14)Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.

15)All time u will be in debate with students of other branch as their branch is d BEST.

16)The most important tool..the bhramastra.. is the 'chit' in which the words can be understood only by the person who wrote them(in most of the cases i.e)

17)The freshers are the most sought after..be it in the canteen,the 'free' periods or for completing the records,assignments .

18)One has to live in constant fear of a DROP all through the engg carrier as according to new revised stringent RULES any thing can happen to ANYONE.(KISI KO KUCH BHI HO SAKTA HAI) .

19)The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the don-of-the-college' feeling iff one not has MECHANICS KT of 1st sem.....( BAP of all papers of ENGG).

20)The third years are the ones with the 'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long but the fun still continues.

21)The fourth years have no connection with the college whatsoever...with no interest in ragging,pulling each other`s legs.