Running Rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,
"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through
the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks
at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the
rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again
says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see,
you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor,
mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit
and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion
my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come
running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The
lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit
out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror,
they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? ... He was
merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little f**ker! He makes me run around the
forest like an idiot for hours whenever he does ecstasy!"