Innocent Political Jokes

The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after
the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in
case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
everything."


Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:
Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to
you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would
like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........
Bush: What tragedy? What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!


Manmohan Singh and Bush are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Manmohan
Singh?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says,
"Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3".
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Manmohan Singh says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
Manmohan Singh turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would
worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

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A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can't do anything but together can decide that nothing can be done.

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Bedtime Poems for Big Kids

MARY had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb #$%!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

Creative Mechanics - Nuts and Bolts

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