Funny Lines

Tata Elxsi, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one week leave."

This is from LG, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the
"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

A gem from GE. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his
daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

From Accenture Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."

An employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave."

An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several
years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the
post."