Insect in a mug of beer .........

Reactions:
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out

American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

INDIAN:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani:
Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer